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Where was I? August 23, 2006

Posted by marymac in Excuses for not posting, Me me me!.
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The book review is coming. I’ve been… busy… Um… Reading other books. And Skypeing! I’ve been Skypeing!*

Hey, you want it to read better than this entry, don’t you?

Anyway, to keep you entertained in the meantime, Story Value presents a One-Act Play in One Act.

Scene: Yesterday Morning. Marymac is leaving her apartment to go to work.

Me: (Unlocks door, opens it, it won’t open all the way) ??

Me: (Closes door, examines it, opens it again. It still won’t open all the way.) ?!

Me: (Opens and closes the door quickly several times, trying to dislodge whatever is… lodged. Still won’t open all the way.) #$%^&^%!!!!**

Me: (Closes door, realizes that security chain on door is still latched, undoes chain, opens door all the way) *sigh*

Me: (Emerges into foyer, grateful that neighbors weren’t around to see The Great 8:AM Door Battle.) *sheepish look*

And…scene!

Perhaps I need to go to bed earlier.

*Except I kind of hate Skypeing, because it hates dial-up and there’s all this lag and I turn into Creepy Listener Person on conference calls, anyhow.

**This is pronounced phonetically, obviously. Also, I may have said it more than once.

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1. mtwelovett - August 23, 2006

Yay a play! 🙂

and hooray for Skype, I need to get a new skype name, my other one is for modding. So I can talk to you.

2. Laura - August 23, 2006

Doors are Hard!

3. helen - August 24, 2006

yay skype! i gots that. don’t really use it

also, i love monkee

4. veritas - August 25, 2006

yay for skyping. if anyone in the World has to be a creepy listener, i would like it to be you, barbie 🙂 ::blows kisses::

5. marymac - August 25, 2006

*breathes heavily in veritas’ ear*

6. ladybean73 - August 26, 2006

*cackle* pronounced phonetically, huh? hehe.


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